[Neo opens the FedEx envelope and dumps out the contents: a brand new iPhone. He stares at it in amazement. Then the phone rings.]
[The caller ID reads "John Appleseed"]
[Neo touches the screen to answer the call]
Ooops...wrong phone :-pNEO: Hello?
JOBS: Do you know who this is?
NEO: [nervously] Steve Jobs?
JOBS: Yes, I've been looking for you, Neo. I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately you and I have run out of time. They're coming for you, Neo, and I don't know what they're going to do.
NEO: Who's coming for me?
JOBS: Stand up and see for yourself.
[Neo peeks above the cube, sees "the PC Guy" from the "Get a Mac" commercials at the far end of the office.]
Agent PC :-p[Neo swears under his breath, ducks down]
JOBS: Yes.
NEO: How do I get out of here?
JOBS: Well, fortunately, this phone has Google Maps built-in....
JOBS: Neo, you may exit at Eiffel Tower :-p
4 comments:
Yo bro, congrats on the new phone! I feel honour that the first? second? call on your phone was to me. Bwahaha!
You and CS+brother don't abandon me when we go yamcha next time... you know lah, three of you with your iPhones doing all kinds of crazy+nice sh!t that even my computer can't do.
I will not leave you behind :-)
Yeah...yours was the first call. My dad's second. If you are really honoured, then belanja Starbucks la :-p
Wah, virgin call to me ah? Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo d@mn honoured!
Eh, you didn't leave a comment in my blog before I left for GZ. CS did, he'll get his coffee! X^D
My phone call to you was physical, you could hear my voice = more sincere. His comment on your blog was to remind you to buy a gift for him. So he not sincere la....:-p So i still get my coffee :-p
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