Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Matrix Office Escape Phone Scene: Take #2

Was surfing the net when I stumbled upon this joke: A spoof on one particular scene in the first movie of The Matrix Trilogy. Enjoy....:-)

[Neo opens the FedEx envelope and dumps out the contents: a brand new iPhone. He stares at it in amazement. Then the phone rings.]

[The caller ID reads "John Appleseed"]

[Neo touches the screen to answer the call]

Ooops...wrong phone :-p

NEO: Hello?

JOBS: Do you know who this is?

NEO: [nervously] Steve Jobs?

JOBS: Yes, I've been looking for you, Neo. I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately you and I have run out of time. They're coming for you, Neo, and I don't know what they're going to do.

NEO: Who's coming for me?

JOBS: Stand up and see for yourself.

[Neo peeks above the cube, sees "the PC Guy" from the "Get a Mac" commercials at the far end of the office.]

Agent PC :-p

[Neo swears under his breath, ducks down]

JOBS: Yes.

NEO: How do I get out of here?

JOBS: Well, fortunately, this phone has Google Maps built-in....

JOBS: Neo, you may exit at Eiffel Tower :-p


Anonymous said...

Yo bro, congrats on the new phone! I feel honour that the first? second? call on your phone was to me. Bwahaha!

You and CS+brother don't abandon me when we go yamcha next time... you know lah, three of you with your iPhones doing all kinds of crazy+nice sh!t that even my computer can't do.

The Marktrix said...

I will not leave you behind :-)

Yeah...yours was the first call. My dad's second. If you are really honoured, then belanja Starbucks la :-p

Anonymous said...

Wah, virgin call to me ah? Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo d@mn honoured!

Eh, you didn't leave a comment in my blog before I left for GZ. CS did, he'll get his coffee! X^D

The Marktrix said...

My phone call to you was physical, you could hear my voice = more sincere. His comment on your blog was to remind you to buy a gift for him. So he not sincere la....:-p So i still get my coffee :-p